Now, the machine itself.
Everything else here is me telling you about the lab in plain language. This page is the lab telling you about itself — a sanitized, read-only snapshot pulled nightly from Prometheus. No addresses, no hostnames, no topology; just the shape of it.
mem 393 / 1509 GB (1116 GB free) · storage 1.8 / 4.4 TB · cpu is mostly BOINC crunching donated compute, not production load.
How this stays safe
A scheduled job inside the lab reads the inventory and monitoring systems, runs every field through an allowlist (counts, hardware models, and statuses pass; everything else is redacted by default), and writes a clean JSON file the site rebuilds from. The public internet never touches anything inside the network — no addresses, no hostnames, no topology, no secrets.